A few days ago I read Daphne Prost’s very funny article COULD THE ZOMBIES ALL JUST DIE NOW? PLEASE? For your enlightenment, her website is http://daphnepropst.wordpress.com. As I read her article, I suddenly realized where Hollywood got the idea for a zombie. The idea grew from many years of Hollywood moguls observing our “leaders” in Washington DC. I looked up the definition of zombie on my computer’s dictionary; I was right. The definition of zombie reads:
“A person who is, or appears, lifeless, apathetic, or completely unresponsive to their surroundings.”
Now, if that doesn’t describe our Congress and our President, I don’t know what does. No doubt about it, this is exactly what the Hollywood moguls had been observing for years. This also explains why Congress hasn’t been able to balance the budget for the last 50 plus years. Have you ever seen a zombie doing arithmetic or using a calculator or a computer?
Everyone remembers Michael Jackson’s music video THRILLER, with all those zombies jerking around. Michael could have saved thousands of dollars in make-up, costume and productions expense if he had simply paid a bunch of our Congressional members to do all that dancing and prancing. Imagine House Speaker John Boehner, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and President Obama in the front row of all those zombies dancing in the dark. The 9 Supreme Court justices would have looked mighty spooky too, bouncing, jerking and hopping around in their long black robes.
As a result, and forever more, the number one job requirement for a person to hold any governmental office, local or national, elected or appointed, is to have absolutely no family history, ever, of anyone being a zombie. So, when you vote, make sure you’re not voting for a zombie. Please?
We can’t eliminate all the zombies in Washington, but we sure as heck don’t have to elect, or re-elect them.
Not voting for zombies is not discrimination against a cult, it’s a matter of self-defense.